The need for speed!

So I have become a familiar face to the big place that warehouses all things for home repairs, you know, without mentioning names, the orange apron people. Endless summer projects, stealing every minute of my already action packed time with cement work, yardwork, electrical, roofing, plumbing, drywall, (paint can wait) and then, oh, there is the ‘real’ job, the one that pays the bills so I can buy more mortar….

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But…. the thing that cracks me up without fail, is the guy/gal at checkout.  Invariably, they being idle and looking like they can use a customer, point us patrons to the ‘self checkout.’ Uh hello?

You are directing me to a place that will be your demise? One would think she would be slow to send us to the checkout that will seal her fate as unemployed. Look lady, I am doing you a favor. I prefer a human that actually opens their mouths when uttering words, instead of the ‘pleeze-pro-cede- to-the- scan-ner-and-in-sert-card………’ mindless bot, with you almost talking back to the stupid machine.

So instead of you being helped by ONE person who could have checked you out in 30 seconds, you stand foggy eyed because the machine doesn’t recognize the bar code of your elastomeric bucket of sealant. Nice. Ding ding, whistles are blowing, lights are flashing.

Caution! Danger! Step away from the register with your hands up! Yeah well, I am exaggerating, but the self checkout now involves 10 employees who are all clueless as to ringing up the sale that is supposed to be ‘easy’ for you!

So no lady, don’t be so fast to send me to the express lane, for you see, I am familiar with ‘easy.’  It’s like meeting your daughters new boyfriend who boasts of his art, and you say, ‘So, you are unemployed?’

Things are never as they seem, so when I patiently wait in a line of ten people to check out with a human, while the self checkout is empty, there is a reason. I can have my roof shingled, showered, and out to dinner before the tekkies figure out how to stop the beeps in the easy aisle!

And ye business owners, pay attention. Speed is not necessarily valuable. Sad thing though, we are living in a generation where young people would rather interact with machines. It’s a scary world out there, and people are being primed to gladly accept that deceptive tattoo/and/ or chip that promises the life of Riley.

Me? I’ll rebel as long as I can, and when I see you in the long line, we can chat while we shun the empty self checkout which will involve 7 employees and 2 managers.  Speed can wait, tempis fugit needs no help from me. Time flies as it is.

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Evo and Groucho

Can you bear the thought of an animal choosing its identity? Can you imagine for an instance the sheer stupidity of thinking a tiger chose its own stripes? Sure you can, if, and I say IF you are honest.

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Evolution is the bastard child of the wicked step mother godlessness, where that mother’s household traffics in covert operations, stewing and stirring the poisoned pot of depraved nutrition, fed to they who have teeth which only seeks to ravage, as it pretends to hold the golden apple of vitality.

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Evolution, as I use it, is ALL creation apart from God, left to the hands of ‘accidental existence.’ Without purpose, without design, without deference to the Designer.

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If Evo was true, then the tiger would birth a monkey, the elephant could comfortably birth a bear,  a man could marry a goldfish, or a woman could wake up one day and be a man. Oops……  No! Common sense says ‘go away ye cauldron of godlessness.’

Stop pretending that intellect is possible such as men can walk on ceilings like ants. Wake up already and see that KINDS are the Creator’s business, and it is pointless to put asunder what God has joined.

Whales do not, cannot, and will not ever walk on the earth like the circus ringmaster boasts.  The Creator has not joined them to the company of elephants or bears, any more than eagles can swim at 20  thousand fathoms under the sea. AFTER THEIR KIND is a truth so obvious that evo should be so embarrassed to promote such foolishness cloaked as knowledge.

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Know what I say to godless evolution? Pack your bags, and take your rotted trunk with you. It’s a good think animals don’t talk in English, I suppose they would embarrass us with their natural understanding of where they belong, and why they will never be human. Monkeys be damned!Image result for elephant

Oh wait I know, this has been the greatest joke of all, founded and perpetuated by folks such as the Marx bros, who have simply wanted a little reprieve from the knowledge that God’s word is very good, most excellent even, and that a little time in the shade is a good thing, Nathanael like, but then, back to the sobriety of scriptural truth, which presents answers to all the issues of life.

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Near and dear

The mystery of the heavens is revealed in the common spiders web.

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Enter God into the mix and the mystery crumbles in the face of revelation.  Truly as the good book sez: though He be not far from us.

As close as there is a spider to every human being on earth, God is even closer. He is uncommonly good that way. So then how dare we notice the magnificent engineering of the spider’s web, and not give heed to the Creator of the spider’s brain.

Not too smart. Stoopid even.    😉

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The scopes trial

Apart from God, men use telescopes to increase their knowledge, but in return simply magnify their ignorance.

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This should neither be an affront to the unbeliever since he has admitted he has no more spirit than a red heifer, and this should not depress the believer since it is true.

But what is this trial?  Ha, thanks for asking.

It is going through life with minute by minute observations of life, commerce, emotions, nature above and below, and looking farther and farther, (Remember the stiff-necked Carl Sagan with his arrogant and nauseous mouthing of trillions and trillions, bihyuns and bihyuns) while avoiding the industrious ant that goes about his business embarrassing humans by doing exactly what he was designed to do.

It is having all the evidence, and crying ‘there is no evidence,’ while the Judge looks with eyes of unmitigated pity. Look folks, we are not talking about redemption here, which is a bit more harder to swallow, since it requires the revelation that indeed, ‘there are none good, no not any.’ It is swallowing the pride by confessing that while He is just, He is also the justifier of the unjust, while not beautifully compromising His own intrinsic eternal perfection.

No, we are not speaking of redemption regarding this trial. This trial finds all men as having NO excuse as to creation. Men bitch about the alleged ‘proof’ of what happened ‘billions and billions’ of years ago as they offer guesses, while denying, avoiding,  and lying about the infallible proofs of a mere few thousand years ago.

Indeed, God’s word is good. Verifiable. Reliable. Truthful. Sure. Steadfast. Always timely, in every age.

Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Solomon, David, Ruth, Daniel, Mordecai, Mishael, Azariah, Hananiah, Pilate, Herod, Gamaliel, Paul, Peter, James, John, Agrippa, Phoebe, Timothy, Lydia, and of course the Lord Christ,  all cut from the same cloth of historical truth, all accounts documented for your reading and learning pleasure that we be not lost as fog with sails tossed about the seas of godlessness.

But a trial? Yeah, like Pilate’s admittance that in Christ he found no fault. You and me? Full of fault, and rightly so. But there is this Advocate…

Oh right I forgot, we are not speaking of redemption but of the guilty conscience by avoiding the Creator and His doings. Undone! Guilty as sin. In contempt of the high court even! There is NO defense. Every mouth is stopped!

Bring a bit closer that scope. Men scan the miles and heavens for life and water, and are blind to the truth found in the dewdrop a few feet away, making their assessment of the heavens damn near useless.

It’s quite a good thing to be part of the trial. Even better to agree with your Honour. After all, even the highest courts on earth are in subjection to One higher yet. As it should be, and as nature, science, common sense, and scripture admit and confirm.

Btw, doncha just love God’s timely wink with His heads up regarding: ‘avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called.’  Ha. I sure do.

Modern astronomy should take a lesson from He who owns the stars. Once more, man is on trial, not God.

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Going solo baby

Just when you think you heard it all, along comes another page in the book of foolery.  To you who say marriage is not under attack, I say to you: ‘wake up, the coffee has long been burnt.’

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Rational people do not have to think for more than a quarter of a second (check that, probably closer to a twinkling of an eye which is much speedier) that upon hearing the word ‘marriage,’ the idea of man and a woman immediately comes to mind. Note I said rational people, and not folks who argue that two plus two is subject to interpretation, and that ‘four’ is being far too dogmatic or legalistic, even punishing to hold such clarity of mind.

So the latest in the world of ‘hey, if it floats your boat, go for it, change the dictionary if you wish,’ is the idea of not marrying a person of your same-sex, not marrying your pet turtle, but of marrying your own self. I kid you not. So wiki sez:

Self-marriage or sologamy is marriage by a person to oneself. It is known as a commitment that values self-love, and self-compassion. Supporters of the practice argue that it leads to a happier life.

Ouch. Marriage to oneself. Where is my laff button when I need it? Seriously? Yep, dead serious. This is where society ends up when ‘evolution’ is presented as the new god. Anything goes, as long as it doesn’t hurt anybody.

Create your own reality. Marry yourself. Go ahead. Have a ceremony. Bake a cake. ‘Do you take yourself to have and to hold, from this day forward, forsaking all others………..’

I do.

You do do you? Well, then, I do not have to recognize your new arrangement, any more than I need to recognize the impossibility of marrying your turtle, or of marrying your same-sex partner for that matter. Am I being cruel or punishing for not ‘getting in line’ with the new age of thought?

No. Go ahead (I have said it a few dozen times) and hook up with a horse if you want. Enjoy your same-sex spouse. You have that right. Just leave alone the word ‘marriage’ to justify your arrangement. Pick another word more suitable.

But truth be told, a man can no more marry himself than a robin can swim at the oceans floor. And to the Christian I say: if you think you are being ‘spiritual’ by recognizing sologamy or same-sex marriage as ‘normal’ or just a matter of ‘liberty,’ I say ‘no,’ it is not spiritual nor wise to bend to the point of breaking.

Compromise is a fine word and policy………..WHEN a compromise is called for. Am I now being cruel or unusual for not getting on board? Ha! Tell me mankind is not regressing, and we bitch about humans 4 thousand years ago for being idiots! Sorry, they cleaned our clocks in common sense and intelligence.

And please do not come crying to me about my unwillingness to allow others to ‘love’ as they see fit. Are you listening? Can you read? I do not care who loves what. Just leave the word ‘marriage’ alone which is simply the union of opposites. ‘Marry yourself?’ Gee, what a life.

I think it’s called being single, and really there is no need to bastardize a very good word.

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Not disturbing at all

Here’s a testament to the spirit of man which drives such things, with tribute of course to the original artists.

Raw. Masculine. Passionate. Eerie. Lovely. Awesome. Powerful.  Some fine den music.

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You tell him…

Go ahead.  Step into his den and tell him there is no God.

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The roar of instant remorse should send you into last week. Go ahead, tell him he does not have a Creator. But pay attention to the thunderous reply when the breath of his nostrils graciously tells you to reconsider such ignorance.

As for me? I am just thankful that God reigns through grace today, as the greatest proof of His existence is His glorious silence, especially when met by the rebellion of the created. His word is enough. It quietly roars.

Then again, rivers, lakes, oceans, rainbows, and the stars above are rather loud nevertheless.

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Goodbye sweet heart…

You gotta love the source material for fresh ideas when blogging. I believe it was Napoleon B. who said: ‘Men deserve the contempt in which they inspire me,’ so keep this in mind when I refer you to a past post with state-of-the-art comments.

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So I  asked people to disprove that God is very good as described in Genesis chapters 1 and 2.  I asked for challengers to find fault with the narrative. There were suggestions presented, but of course, no proof; fortunately many agreed that the account is perfect, that God is indeed good, as detailed through creation.

But representing the godless, who dared to twist the lips, we have this assessment of the Creator as it regards the 1st and 2nd of Genesis:

But, hey, I’ll play your game.

As per your request: Fire has always burned flesh and water has always drowned babies.

To this I say hmmm.  The sun which provides the light of day, which gives heat to they who are cold, which gives vitamins to vegetation, which delights man, which gives an umbrella for all things living, this sun, is merely fire which has always burned flesh. 

And this water. Water which quenches the thirsty, this water which grows tomatoes and strawberries, this water which refreshes the labor of man, this water which is the conduit for sea transportation, this water which as the babbling brook sings notes of excellence to the ear, this water which preaches Creator, yeah, this water has always drowned babies.

Well might a man curse the rose-bush because of its thorns, or curse the summer because of heat, or curse the winter because of snow.  The good lady insanitybytes22 said recently that the pain and suffering of childbirth is an elation worthy of motherhood. Scripture agrees that the pain is short-lived and immediately irrelevant when the mother holds her newborn. There is this thing called context, which when appreciated, gives an understanding to all of life.

Light, and dark. A time to work and a time to sleep. The night is not evil, and while fire and water have their hazards, they also have their wonderful blessings. I see blessing in Genesis, and I see a good God above all. You see an evil maniac? I suggest you do an inventory of your own heart.

The day the music died was not the death of Morrison, Joplin, or Valens,  but was the day men said: ‘there is no God,’ for such language as fire burning flesh and babies being drowned, simply proves the waywardness and bent of the human heart, a heart which at whatever cost, will not hear the music of the night.

IF a person is honest, it is impossible to read of flesh burning and babies drowning in God’s account of creation. Do you hear? IMPOSSIBLE to a heart that is honest, and a heart that does not have a biased agenda.

I will point out the utter wickedness of such an idea that God is evil, and that His creation is evil, every  s.i.n.g.l.e  time.  Now consider this timely word from God’s word:

With the pure, thou wilt shew thyself pure; and with the froward, thou wilt shew thyself froward.

The last thing I would ever think of is the fact that fire burns flesh, and water drowns babies……..after reading Genesis chapters 1 and 2. Yet, this is the FIRST thing others think of? Now then, does this revelation of the human heart speak more to God’s disposition, or man’s?  Be honest if you dare.

Let every mouth be stopped, and the whole world guilty before God. Oh, that men would turn the page of their hearts, and taste the grace of God. Why not trade in the deceptive and godless heart which masquerades as a sweet heart for a clean one. It’s only natural.

(P.S. It’s been said and agreed upon by others that I ‘should not have any contact with children………’  Said so many times by the godless minds who have ejected God from His own creation and rejected plain truth. Can you not see why it is necessary to speak out against such overt ignorance and pretended intellect?)

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The brainless kettle of crap

Some folks are strangers to their own brains. They have never visited that place of calm repose that actually allows them to THINK about what positions they hold, and weigh those thoughts against decency, order, context, kindness, goodness, and just all around common sense.

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Take the Kathy Griffin train wreck, followed up by the Bill Maher foot-in-mouth. It’s a tragedy to watch the tongue flip around without checking with the brain for approval.

‘Should I say this?’ ‘Should I do this?’

Without being prophetic, but a fairly good judge of human nature, I observed the other day (before Maher was on the newest hot seat) that Griffin and Maher were cut out of the same cloth, similar to Sarah Silverman, Howard Stern, Behar, etc, etc, and presto, like picking up the Prophetic News Report, there he is, in all his debased glory, Maher is at it again, plying his craft of atheism using race as a smokescreen as he pretends to be funny.

No. Misery loves company, and he, and well as Griffin, cannot get enough of their fifteen minutes in that dark spotlight. And no, neither of them are funny. There is nothing hilarious watching unclean animals in a bowl seething out their own vile ignorance, at the expense of good people.

They are craftsmen all right, plying that evil craft to an audience who ‘thinks’ they are intellectually superior, meanwhile they are intellectually bankrupt as there are zero funds in a godless account.

Now it’s the president’s fault that Griffin caused her own trauma! Geez lady, engage the brain. And of course Maher will apologize, as the networks ‘need’ him to bring a face to perpetuate globalism and godlessness.

I tell ya, I have looked into that cauldron, and what appears to be alive isn’t pretty, but the strange thing though? Nearby is that basket of fresh fruit, free for the pickin, but people want their hyena like carcases to feast on everything and anything that is not virtuous and pure.

There should be a new campaign:  ever heard of the brain?

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A challenge to all men and women

Magnificent. Bold. Factual. Undeniable. Elegant. Eloquent. Unassuming. Powerful. Scientific. Truthful. Incontrovertible. Unimpeachable. Trustworthy.

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Such are a few fine words that describe the first few chapters of the word of God, which we know as Genesis. Now the challenge.

I dare any person on earth to find any indication, whether large or small, be it even the most tiniest traces of suggestion, that this God, who is introduced as good, is anything but very good as described in the first and second chapters of the word of God.

Since God is projected by man as a war criminal or evil, WHERE is this hint ever alluded to in the creation of the heavens, the earth, the seas, and all that is?

Oh but wait, you will look elsewhere to fabricate the idea that God is evil? Once again, really? So you will LOOK for instances that supposedly support the case of an evil God, but you will conveniently AVOID the rest of the book which presents and proves that the same God as found in Genesis 1 is actually full of grace and truth…?  Hmmm.

What other source material is deemed unworthy by reading a chapter or two without regard to its entirety? One may as well say the alphabet is evil or defective by trying to write a book using only vowels. Since when does a jury make a determination without hearing or reading a case in its entirety? Since when?

Was it God’s fault that Cain murdered his brother? WHERE did this idea spring from since murder was unknown, and there was no law that said ‘thou shalt not kill?’

Ah yes, that little troublesome idea known as ‘context.’ God is not evil. He is the same good God who spoke ‘let there be light,’ long before the sun was in diapers. He is the same good God who created great whales to play in the greatest playground on earth, long before brass was created by the ingenuity of men. He is the same good God who fashioned man and woman, long before the compass was invented, the computer, or the sun-dial.

So take the challenge. Find the slightest hint that God is evil while He created all that is, and by the way, as He upholds all things. You cannot, as your mouth will be stopped, and you will be found to be in contempt before a sound jury.

Then after your NOT FINDING that God is evil, you may want to tie your lips in a knot before you spue forth like a volcanic eruption the unbridled gall and arrogance of sitting in judging of He who created fruit trees, vegetation, water, dirt, animals, and man.

God is good, very good even. We innately know that He is, yet He was kind enough to supply a book to confirm what we already know. And as it began, so it ends, in complete goodness, where the sun will have been revealed to be unnecessary in that light which is the glory of God.

Still think God is evil? You may want to examine yourself, for unto the pure, God reveals Himself as pure, and unto the froward, he reveals himself as froward. Just ask Pharaoh. There are no defects in God. He is blameless. People though? Eh, that’s another story.

Thus I repeat:

I dare any person on earth to find any indication, whether large or small, be it even the most tiniest traces of suggestion, that this God, who is introduced as good, is anything but very good as described in the first and second chapters of the word of God.

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Out of chaos comes a book!

Here is a ridiculous example of life apart from God, aka atheism so-called: A tsunami, hurricane, and a dozen tornadoes teamed up to ravage a well know printing press. Lo and behold, while they were partly successful in the utter … Continue reading

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Random goodness

Ok I admit, I’m a softie for stuff like this. The thousands of ways we affect people without even knowing.  Yeah yeah some will argue that God is not needed to be human.  And I would say: Ah, but stuff … Continue reading

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Who cares?

A quick and simple question. Since people boast of the evolution of all that is, apart from God of course, one may want to consider the stifling predicament of a wrong answer. When did the human baby ‘evolve’ to the … Continue reading

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Kings and queens

(An intro to the First post in a series of five) Since the interdweebs are a poor place to applaud ones laurel’s, and since the charge was leveled from a religious persuasion that there are defects of understanding around here, … Continue reading

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A harbinger of things to come

Hi friend and neighbor. After all, what are a few thousand miles between pals? Received a rather unusual comment that has given birth to a soon repost of some things I wrote three years ago. I have never been accused … Continue reading

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I will follow you…..wherever you may go……

Serious question for the day. Why do we unfollow someone when we have ‘followed’ them for years? Are bloggers that thin skinned at the possibility of dare I say, disagreement,  that it is cause for being booted off the island? … Continue reading

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A simple thanks

So there I was, looking up into a dazzling starry lit sky while pitch black, completely lost in the awe of God’s orderly and consistent universe, and I thought, ‘It’s been a while since a saw a…….’ And as God … Continue reading

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Well, this is deeper yet

Imagine the last vid as an appetizer if you will, to this, something better.  So we know next to nothing regarding the fountains of the great deep; those depths of waters clearly above our limited understanding of what lives beneath … Continue reading

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Well this is deep

The narrator is highly flattering when he says we know 5 per cent of what lies underwater. I was thinking more like .oo1; even that would be generous.  So in connection with water water everywhere, we read this: In the … Continue reading

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5 minutes of delight

Why do I say delight? Because of a man’s willingness to engage science using science at the risk of appearing foolish. Here we see logic and facts utilized to challenge what is long assumed.  Popularity is no guarantee of certainty. … Continue reading

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