Don’t believe in God eh?
Don’t think there is a Creator eh?
You think that male and female was a cosmic accident eh?
You think tables create themselves without a carpenter eh?
You think an oak tree started growing from a pile of goo eh?
You think whales appeared in the oceans as an afterthought eh?
You think the stars were sprinkled arbitrarily eh?
You think that death was merely coincidental eh?
You think that monkeys can juggle 6 balls eh?
You think that the honey bee is a mere product of serendipity eh?
Well then, may I in my most polite voice just say, ‘your judgment is impaired, and you should not drive an auto while being so inebriated.’
But happy holidays anyway, and get a designated driver.