One of my fav’s here, but now with an added bit of liberty:
‘I didn’t quite hear ya. You say I evolved from a pile of what? You say I woke up one day and decided to be king of beasts, having never seen the other beasts? So you think I went to the college of broadcasting for this grand voice box? Do you think I learned to be fearless having no clue what fear was? Do you think I went online and ordered these special teeth? Do you think I took the Charles Atlas course of bodybuilding for this exceptional power?
Let me tell ya, but come just a little bit closer, so I can whisper in your ear, and no I’m not going to tear your head off, even though you deserve it if you think for one second that I was not made to give glory to the Creator of all that is.
C’mon, I dare ya, come a little bit closer and tell me there is no God, and may I add, you cannot lift one leg or move one step without being dishonest. And don’t even think about opening your mouth in protest. I’ll spare your ears with a roar that will send you into yesterday at this distance.’