Me a feminist man? What are you crazy?
Maybe I missed the e-mail that suggests I get in touch with my feminine side…
God made male and female. Got a problem with that?
Hmm, and here I thought the rooster was male. My bad.
Helen Reddy? I guess you never heard me roar.
Men are but glorified apes? Bah, humbug.
No God eh? You never heard of the liar’s chair then. God made all creatures, great and small. Tis a small man, and an even smaller mind that doesn’t use those wonders called eyes to notice that men and women, while not in a contest, are certainly different. Thank God.
Last time I checked God put the baby in the mother’s womb, not mine. Got a problem with that?
Would you hold it against me if I held the door open for ya…….ma’am?