Which came first, the mountains of snow, or the whitetail deer, able to sit comfortably all day in a climate of 50 degrees below zero, relaxing in a blinding blizzard of a snowstorm, as if he was eating mangos in the Bahamas?
Was the deer made for the snow, or were the mountains made for the deer? And who pray tell made the mountains or the snow…………
And what genius of random goo, poo, or dew, drafted such a lovely creature with those awesome feet?
Or perhaps, in the beginning God……the same who made great whales to swim as guests in the greatest of waters.